Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
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