what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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