Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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