Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
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It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
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I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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