Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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