can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
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My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
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Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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