Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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