Im at strip club and am horny
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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