He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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