I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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