shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
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I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
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Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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