I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
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Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
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I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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