I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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