You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Randomize
