i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
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He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
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He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
last night I used snow as a chaser
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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