I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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