I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
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I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
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His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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