you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
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I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
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I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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