Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
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I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
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Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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