This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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