I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
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Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
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Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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