It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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