I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
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at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
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Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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