are you still at the devil's house?
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
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Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
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I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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