So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
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I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
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Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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