FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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