Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
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I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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