I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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