my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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