"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
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he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
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Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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