and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
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