I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
My vagina just recognized that song.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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