just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
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You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
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Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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