so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
