I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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