google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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