do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
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Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
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apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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