i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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