Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Randomize
