i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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