Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I think weed is turning my hair brown
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
did i just pee glitter
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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