I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
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God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
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Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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