Apparently you make a good broom.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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