My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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