Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
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Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
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And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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