i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
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You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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