Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
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Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
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They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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