I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
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there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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