I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
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i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
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I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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