But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
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I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
stop calling my apartment porn island.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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