would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
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Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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