We should be called the Road Head Warriors
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Randomize
