i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
operation harelip BJ is a go
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ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
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she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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