Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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