My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Randomize
